Monday, January 31, 2011

The Biker

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a blonde girl
about to  jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.


While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
Opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I
have ever had.




That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous.
Why are you committing suicide?"


"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

Grappie vir 'n Dinsdag

'n Man en sy vrou word wakker gemaak 3:00 uur in die oggend deur 'n Harde geklop aan die deur.

Die man staan op en gaan maak die deur oop waar 'n dronkie in die Gietende reën staan.Die ou dronkie sê hy het iemand nodig om hom te help stoot."Dit sal die dag wees, daar is nie 'n manier nie." Sê die man."Dit is drie uur in die oggend." En hy slaan die deur toe en gaan terug Bed toe.

"Wie was dit?" vra sy vrou."Net 'n vreeslike dronk man wat iemand soek om hom te help stoot."  Antwoord hy."Het jy hom gehelp?" vra sy."Nee, dit is drie uur, en dit sous daar buite!"Wel jy het 'n kort geheue," sê sy..."Onthou jy drie maande terug toe ons kar gebreek het en daai twee ouens Ons gehelp het?Ek dink jy moet hierdie ou ook help en jy behoort jou te skaam."

Die man besef sy vrou is seker reg en trek toe maar aan.Hy gaan uit in die gietende reën en roep uit,"Hallo, is jy nog daar?""Ja." kom die antwoord terug."Het jy nog iemand nodig om jou te stoot?" vra hy."Ja, asseblief." Kom die antwoord uit die donkerte."Waar is jy?" vra die man."Hier op die swing."

(Shot Gordon)

Source Code Movie Poster


Source Code

Release: April 15, 2011
Director: Duncan Jones
Writer: Ben Ripley
Cast: Jake Gyllenhaal, Michelle Monaghan, Vera Farmiga, Jeffrey Wright

One of the many dangers of Mastrubating!



Would you want to look like this?

and remember, "tos gee 'n mens hare op jou hande"

(shot Lesley vir die pic)


Ed

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Luxury Lexus GS Photos

Luxury Lexus GS Photos





















Deluise Italian Chicken Recipe

Deluise Italian Chicken Recipe

Chicken breasts marinated in Italian-style salad dressing, then baked! It is the easiest and most delicious meal ever and my husband thinks I slave all day to make it!

Ingredients

    * 4 boneless skinless chicken breasts (halves)
    * 3 large eggs, beaten
    * 1 cup Parmesan cheese
    * 1 cup fine dry Italian bread crumbs
    * 1/4 cup Italian salad dressing
    * 1/4 cup butter

Directions

    * Wash chicken and pat dry. Dip chicken into eggs. Combine cheese and bread crumbs. Coat chicken thoroughly with crumb mixture. Place on greased baking sheet. Drizzle with salad dressing and place pats of butter on each piece of chicken. Bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes.
    * This recipe is very good. I serve it with a Caesar salad, rice pilaf and garlic bread, all of witch is very easy to prepare which leaves time for the ROMANCE!

These Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped

These Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped






















Akon One More Time Video Song with Lyrics

Akon One More Time Video Song with Lyrics


One More Time is the latest brand new single of Akon. This R&B song is a fast track from the singer, you will for sure like it.



Akon One More Time Song






Akon One More Time Lyrics

One more time, one more time,
Live it one more time, one more time.

Why if you never see tomorrow again,
And it’s the last part that you attend,
Let’s live it up like it’s 3010
What if this was the end.
So invite all your family and friends
Cause they should be celebrating,
Let’s make the best up this time that we spend,
Cause if this is the end, I want you to
live like you don’t plan to wake up,
Live like you don’t plan to wake up,
Live like you don’t plan to wake up,
Live like you don’t plan to wake up,
Live like you don’t plan to wake up,
Live like you don’t plan to wake up,
Live like you don’t plan to wake up,
Live like you don’t plan to wake up.


Harder people put your hands high,
I know you .. and I know you’re high
Don’t let you me and I don’t let you,
Only got one life, you know what to do
So live your sorrow and your pain,
Leave your fortunate and your pain,
You can leave it all behind ‘cause you will never see it again,
And you’re thinking back to this day
I want you to be able to say that you would gladly do it again.

Thakur Ka Inteqam

Thakur Ka Inteqam

Slovak Digital Model Kyla Cole

Slovak Digital Model Kyla Cole

Kyla Cole (born Martina Jacová, November 10, 1978) is a Slovak model, Penthouse Pet and former TV presenter. Her career started in 1999, after winning the "Miss. Monticello Raceway Pageant"in upstate New York. She has also been a part owner of a modeling agency.